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Eu de Plonk

R211.08

For the discerning nose that appreciates the finer things in life… on a budget. Eu de Plonk is a tribute to those unforgettable nights with friends when the wine flows as freely as the conversation—and the hangover comes free of charge.

Comes in a stylish 100% authentic plastic bottle.

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Top Notes:
A fizzy splash of boxed white wine with a fruity edge, opening with a burst of grape juice concentrate and a hint of that suspiciously sweet citrus zest you can't quite place.

Middle Notes:
The heart of the fragrance unfolds with the unmistakable bouquet of half-finished bottles and overripe fruits, as if your favorite budget bottle was left out a little too long—comfortingly familiar, like the smell of last night's party.

Base Notes:
Deep, lingering notes of faux oak barrel and a whisper of vinegar for that authentic, aged-in-the-bargain-bin finish. Paired with a subtle touch of spilled wine on carpet and fake leather, it's a lasting impression that sticks with you—literally.